Mem time! Listmaniacs: Comment here with "top ten" or "top five" and I'll give you a category. (If you don't specify, you'll get a five.)

My own top ten, TV characters, requested by linniekin:

Of course no. 1. Willow Rosenberg (Buffy). Obviously. So pretty! So gay! And the vampire outfit...

And the others in random order...
2. Jean-Luc Picard (Star Trek: TNG), cos bald is cute and he's so masterful! Plus, the sweaty vest in 'First Contact', mmm...

3. Ted Crilly (Father Ted). His house was full of rabbits. And he's a Nazi.

4. Dale Cooper (Twin Peaks). Played by Kyle MacLachlan. Damn fine.

5. Pingu (Pingu). miss_newham and I were so cool we'd bunk off school to watch 'Pingu'. 'Little Accidents' is the best episode ever.

6. Rupert Giles (Buffy). Oh, Tony Head, the sexy older man. Mmm. This is confusing, cos I also wish he was my dad. He'd be a great dad.

7. Athos (Dogtanian). Likes his beer. Is a dog. Yay!

8. Inspector Morse (ditto). He's a cliche, and not that clever, but still.

9. Niles Crane (Frasier).Played by David Hyde Pierce. Well, obviously he's a complete twat, but he makes me laugh.

10. Ralph Wiggum (The Simpsons). He's called Ralph! "My cat's breath smells of cat food", and so on.

This makes me realise that mostly these days I just watch documentaries and 'Neighbours'. Sigh.